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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
These U.S. States Have the Highest Rates of Dementia - Gizmodo
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
IBM’s New Quantum Roadmap Brings the Bitcoin Threat Closer - Decrypt
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
No, not a chance
Australia vs South Africa: Proteas win World Test Championship final at Lord's - BBC
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Fed interest rate decision looms as battle over cuts takes surprising turn - TheStreet
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
European probe snaps first images of the sun's south pole - NBC News
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Do girls ever miss their first love?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
No way
What is Rejuran treatment, and how does it benefit the skin?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I express sarcasm in non-dialogue text when writing a fiction novel?
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent